And I had so many ideas for headlines
"Anti pasta"; crude photoshops of the Italian Job; maybe a Cornetto reference or two. The lot!

If only Joe Hart had been to Euroguff University

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Well done to Italy
Fully deserved. And they saved us from what would have been exactly the same fate (but worse) v Germany on Thursday.

NEVER MIND!??
England may be out, but Euroguff is immortal. Three more games to go and anyone could win* All the quarter final exit points are now in, but there are 16 points still to play for.

Kafka Time Loop ??
1 Paulo Di Harringtonio Paul Harrington 72
2= Fabio Crapello Martin B 64
2= Stevie's Wunders Steve Andrews 64
4= Brown Fox Jim Chambers 62
4= Swiss T Thomas Angst 62
6= Ronaldo McDonald?? Cephas Howard?? 60
6= Yankee's Spankers Dave Robertshaw 60
6= Vuvuzela???? Sandra Benfer 60
6= Anjusha Klins-Morinho Anna Wilson 60
10= Tim Henman david hickson 58
10= Sepp Bladder Carl Mesner Lyons 58
10= Simon Grayson Paul Revy 58
10= Arsenedof Nowhere Darren Hanson 58
10= Simoneo Huesserelli Simon Huesser 58
10= Gazza Gary Taylor 58
16= B B Foot Rory 56
16= Mrs Euroguff Mrs Carlosfandango_ 56
16= Canary Simon Barnes 56
16= Christophe Woodini Chris Wood 56
16= Hatch's Heros Chris Matthews 56
16= Letina lotagoals?? Berry 56
22= DK Willy DK 54
22= roy the hodgson harvey 54
22= Harry Redface Dan McGrath 54
22= Naven Johnson Eddie Vassallo 54
22= Kicker Conspiracy Tim Fiddies 54
22= Hansi Mueller Bernd Friedle 54
28= Scotty McNasty Andrew Robb 52
28= Mozzer Paul Conroy 52
28= Wheat Dodger Leanne McGirr 52
28= The Special [Measures] One Tim Donnelly Smith 52
28= Del Garnett Darren Gavigan 52
33= Don revie Simon Andrews 50
33= Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) Matt Brooke-Smith 50
33= Earsane Wanger Paul Shaw 50
33= Tom Laidlaw Tom Laidlaw 50
33= Toy Dodgson Kelsey O 50
33= Ivor Greatidea Steve Edney 50
33= Is Pele Playing? John Orta 50
33= Wicked Woy Wodgson David Patterson 50
41= Andy Grey Darren Holdaway 48
41= Dario Made-the-Gradi David of Crook 48
41= Toy Bodgson Tom Barton 48
41= Dirk Diggler Nik Goodman 48
45= Benny The Ball Nick Townend 46
45= Bring Back Bobby Robson Dan Jamieson 46
45= Trap A Tony Tony Power 46
48= 2012sheds Pete smith 44
48= El Pringle Keith Pringle 44
48= Steve Mclaren JT 44
48= Mr. Awesome Geroge Pokorny 44
48= Big Ron Colonel Saunders Andrew Hartland 44
48= Normski Gunner Norman House 44
48= Claudio Inglesias Failte Claude Tonna-Barthet 44
55= Bayer Neverlusen Rob Broome 42
55= Roy Hodgson John Catterfeld 42
55= Mike Bassett Eamonn Newell 42
55= McFuddle 'O Toole Gordon?? 42
55= George Osborne is a twat Andy Young 42
55= Bill Shankly Bob Steadman 42
61= Strev87 dave strevett 40
61= Septic Tank Charlton Jeremy Crisp 40
63= Lorem Ipsum Jon D 38
63= Messi Gardener Johnny T?? 38
65 Soccer Sage Mike Xenakis 36

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Comfort Tweeting

* winners don't do drugs