Scandal
Earlier this week, the #worldguff editor announced SUPER FRIDAY – a legendary day upon which no fewer than FORTY-EIGHT points were up for guffy grabs. 
Well, it turns out that is a LIE. There are actually FIFTY-SIX points up for grabs: 48 for (16 x 3pts) teams going out in the group stages and 8 (4 x 2pts) for the final four first round matches.
FIFA announced at a press conference this morning that such mathematical misbehaviour is simply unacceptable in the modern game and a bad example for any youngsters watching. The editor has been banned from all guffing – or indeed entering a guffing stadium – for FOUR MONTHS.

Super Standings
All change in the super standings after Super Friday. Nik Goodman managed to bag 42/56 points on offer and has bounced as gaily as a gazelle up the table.
One player only got six points. An official audit by Ernst & Guff has shown that the young guffer had mistakenly marked all teams as tournament winner. Whilst we at Guff Towers admire the "They're all winners" attitude, that is a void entry and as such is a straight red.  
Before After diff
TOP Tom Ralston 52 92 40
2 ITS ME dAVEY C 50 89 39
3 Nik Goodman 46 88 42
4= Darren Hanson 50 86 36
4= Keith Pringle 50 86 36
6= Dan McGrath 48 85 37
6= Tony power 46 85 39
8= Dean Robson 42 81 39
8= Jason Nicholas 48 81 33
8= Joe Williams 46 81 35
8= Paul Weigh 42 81 39
12= Andy Young 44 80 36
12= simon andrews 52 80 28
14= –I AM GUFFBOT– 46 79 33
14= Bob Steadman 40 79 39
14= Nick Townend 40 79 39
14= Paul Dewey 46 79 33
18= Andrew Hartland 42 78 36
18= Carl 42 78 36
18= Jon D 42 78 36
18= Martin Borrett 42 78 36
18= Offical worldguff wife® 48 78 30
18= Simon V 44 78 34
18= The white Goat (Claude) 42 78 36
25= Alejandro 44 77 33
25= Caspar 36 77 41
25= Starrman 44 77 33
25= Tom Borrett 46 77 31
29 James W 46 76 30
30= Dan Jamieson 38 75 37
30= Gordon 36 75 39
30= Jake Clarkson 42 75 33
30= Leanne Patterson 42 75 33
30= Tim Fiddies 44 75 31
35= David Patterson 44 74 30
35= Harvey Crook 46 74 28
35= Paul Shaw 42 74 32
35= Rory 38 74 36
39= Eddie 36 73 37
39= Gary Jackson 34 73 39
41= Darren Gavigan 38 72 34
41= Eamonn Newell 38 72 34
41= John Timmins 38 72 34
41= Kels 36 72 36
45 DK 38 71 33
46= Chris Riddle 38 70 32
46= James Freedman 38 70 32
46= Paul Revy 42 70 28
49= Andrew Robb 40 69 29
49= Barnesy 34 69 35
49= jim chambers 36 69 33
49= Johnny T 36 69 33
49= Matt Brooke-Smith 36 69 33
49= Matthew Woodeson 40 69 29
49= Paul Harrington 36 69 33
49= Stevie A 36 69 33
49= Terry Runham 38 69 31
49= The Yank 38 69 31
49= Tim Blythe 38 69 31
60 Brian Roberts 34 68 34
61 David Hickson 36 67 31
62= Chris Vallow 32 66 34
62= Paul 38 66 28
62= Victor Cabrera 42 66 24
65 Neil Pringle 34 65 31
66 Chrissieboy 34 64 30
67= Fliss 32 63 31
67= Jeremy Crisp 36 63 27
69= Gary Taylor 36 61 25
69= Luca Townend 36 61 25
69= Steve Day 30 61 31
72= Cephas 26 60 34
72= Guy Warley 40 60 20
72= Kate Williamson 34 60 26
75 Johnno Nolan 28 59 31
76 Julie 34 47 13
GUFF THE DIFFERENCE
How many differences can you spot in these two near-identical pictures of the president watching the USA v Germany game? 
Answers on p.94