Everyone loves a semi
But who will prevail? Who has the strength and ruthless streak to win this brutal Guff of Thrones?
Today we look at some of the GUFF ELITE. These hard-boiled guerrillas of guff are sitting cockily in the finely upholstered, dodo-skinned seats at the worldguff top table.
Wipe your feet and watch your mouth, for we are in the presence of greatness. Who are these people? What are their secrets? And no, you can't touch them.
Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of guff