That game messed with more emotions than Facebook

That game messed with more emotions than Facebook

The new Secretary of Defense
Despite the best American goalkeeping display since Escape to Victory, the dollar finally fell against the Euro.
Tip for the FA
For the next manager – let’s get a German.
Standings going into the Quarters
1 Dan McGrath 103
2 ITS ME dAVEY C 101
3 Tom Ralston 98
4 Keith Pringle 95
5 Tony power 94
6 Paul Weigh 93
7 Darren Hanson 92
8 Dean Robson 90
9= Alejandro 89
9= Andy Young 89
Blah Nik Goodman 88
Blah Paul Dewey 88
Blah Carl 87
Blah Jason Nicholas 87
Blah Martin Borrett 87
Blah Offical worldguff wife® 87
Blah Simon V 87
Blah Caspar 86
Blah Rory 86
Blah simon andrews 86
Blah –I AM GUFFBOT– 85
Blah Bob Steadman 85
Blah Eddie 85
Blah James W 85
Blah Nick Townend 85
Blah Andrew Hartland 84
Blah Eamonn Newell 84
Blah Gordon 84
Blah Joe Williams 84
Blah The white Goat (Claude) 84
Blah Starrman 83
Blah Chris Riddle 82
Blah Gary Jackson 82
Blah Dan Jamieson 81
Blah Darren Gavigan 81
Blah John Timmins 81
Blah Johnny T 81
Blah Jon D 81
Blah Kels 81
Blah Leanne Patterson 81
Blah Stevie A 81
Blah Terry Runham 81
Blah Tim Fiddies 81
Blah Harvey Crook 80
Blah Tom Borrett 80
Blah James Freedman 79
Blah Paul Revy 79
Blah Paul Shaw 77
Blah Andrew Robb 75
Blah Barnesy 75
Blah Jake Clarkson 75
Blah Matt Brooke-Smith 75
Blah Matthew Woodeson 75
Blah Paul Harrington 75
Blah The Yank 75
Blah Tim Blythe 75
Blah David Patterson 74
Blah DK 74
Blah Neil Pringle 74
Blah David Hickson 73
Blah Luca Townend 73
Blah Chris Vallow 72
Blah Fliss 72
Blah jim chambers 72
Blah Victor Cabrera 72
Blah Brian Roberts 71
Blah Chrissieboy 70
Blah Paul 69
Blah Kate Williamson 66
Blah Johnno Nolan 65
Blah Steve Day 64
Blah Cephas 63
Blah Guy Warley 63
Blah Jeremy Crisp 63
Blah Gary Taylor 61
Umm… Julie 56
Pitch Invader
We do not condone the man who ran onto the pitch. People – the vote is over!
Drawn and quartered

Drawn and quartered

So The Germans meet The French in the last eight
BREAKING
WorldGuff 2014: Cameroon investigates guff-fixing claims
Cameroon are to investigate claims that seven of WorldGuffers were involved in prediction-fixing at #WorldGuff.
The African country's guffball federation has instructed its ethics committee to look at allegations of "fraud" in their three group games at Brazil 2014 by "seven bad guffs".
Today's games – how many points?

To get an idea of how many points are up for grabs, here's how many #worldguffers think each team will go out at this stage
 • 5pm Argentina (4) v Switzerland (32)
 • 9pm Belgium(32) v USA (10)
Band Standings
FIRST ITS ME dAVEY C 98
2 Dan McGrath 97
3= Keith Pringle 95
3= Tom Ralston 95
5 Paul Weigh 93
6 Tony power 91
7= Alejandro 89
7= Andy Young 89
7= Darren Hanson 89
10 Nik Goodman 88
BLAH Dean Robson 87
BLAH Jason Nicholas 87
BLAH Offical worldguff wife® 87
BLAH Simon V 87
BLAH Rory 86
BLAH simon andrews 86
BLAH –I AM GUFFBOT– 85
BLAH Paul Dewey 85
BLAH Andrew Hartland 84
BLAH Carl 84
BLAH Eamonn Newell 84
BLAH Joe Williams 84
BLAH Martin Borrett 84
BLAH The white Goat (Claude) 84
BLAH Caspar 83
BLAH Bob Steadman 82
BLAH James W 82
BLAH Nick Townend 82
BLAH Gordon 81
BLAH Stevie A 81
BLAH Terry Runham 81
BLAH Tim Fiddies 81
BLAH Starrman 80
BLAH Tom Borrett 80
BLAH Chris Riddle 79
BLAH Eddie 79
BLAH Gary Jackson 79
BLAH Darren Gavigan 78
BLAH John Timmins 78
BLAH Johnny T 78
BLAH Jon D 78
BLAH Kels 78
BLAH Leanne Patterson 78
BLAH Harvey Crook 77
BLAH Paul Shaw 77
BLAH James Freedman 76
BLAH Paul Revy 76
BLAH Andrew Robb 75
BLAH Barnesy 75
BLAH Dan Jamieson 75
BLAH Jake Clarkson 75
BLAH The Yank 75
BLAH Tim Blythe 75
BLAH David Patterson 74
BLAH DK 74
BLAH Neil Pringle 74
BLAH Chris Vallow 72
BLAH Fliss 72
BLAH Matt Brooke-Smith 72
BLAH Matthew Woodeson 72
BLAH Paul Harrington 72
BLAH Victor Cabrera 72
BLAH Brian Roberts 71
BLAH David Hickson 70
BLAH Luca Townend 70
BLAH jim chambers 69
BLAH Paul 69
BLAH Chrissieboy 67
BLAH Steve Day 64
BLAH Guy Warley 63
BLAH Jeremy Crisp 63
BLAH Kate Williamson 63
BLAH Johnno Nolan 62
BLAH Gary Taylor 61
BLAH Cephas 60
76 Julie 53

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